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- I have been doing research!

- Hmm?

- So according to hipster theory,

the more obscure a band is the better

it's music will be, correct?

- Right...

- It follows, then that a band which

absolutely no one has heard of would

make the best music ever!

If no one has heard of a band, it effectively

does not exist. Ergo, the best band in the

world is nonexistant! It is like the speed of

light - no matter how much energy you expand

or how many LP's you buy, you can never reach

the best band!

- Holy shit, you've discovered the Theory of Hipster

Relativity! Note to self: having a discussion about

theoretical indie-rock physics with an attractive

girls is possibly the hottest thing ever.